fluorescent-aura:

U FEEL

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

"Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for." 101 Dalmatians, 1961

4 Stages of Reading Fanfiction

johnwatsonschafingpenis:

lannah-owl:

deansbfindirtytrenchcoat:

1. Finding the perfect one

2. In the middle of reading

3. Finishing

4. Realising the search starts again

You forgot the part when you relies it’s not complete and you have to wait for updates that may never come…..

When you get to that point and you find out it was last updated like two years ago

YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN (x)

thepathwaysofmymind:

Thank you, just thank you to whoever nominated them and created this challenge.
The world thanks you :)
(BTW I can’t wait for Benedict Cumberbatch)

amnesiacassassin4hire:

floralprintprouvaire:

harrystylesdildo:

you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage costumer service job

Yesterday I watched a man drink an entire jar of pasta sauce like it was a smoothie.

Today I had to explain to a woman that %50 off meant that, “yes it is half the usually price, it doesn’t mean you only get half of the item”

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